March 2012
2 tags
maozedung:
I hope Rick Santorum’s wife decides that she’s an otherkin.
American Tragedies
Normal Person: I lost my job when they decided to close the factory down. Now the bank is foreclosing on my home. I don't know where my family is going to live!
Investment Banker: I know exactly how you feel. This year my bonus was capped through no fault of my own. I can't afford to keep both of my vacation homes. My wife and I can't decide whether to give up the beachfront house in East Hampton or the ski chalet in Aspen. It's tearing my family apart!
Normal Person:
Investment Banker:
Normal Person:
Investment Banker: What? People without money just don't understand the stress.
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
“So Miss Fluke, and the rest of you Feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going...”
– Rush Limbaugh
Apparently calling her a slut because she uses contraceptives just wasn’t vile enough for this man.
(via breanieswordvomit)
Rush Limbaugh: all class, all the time
(via foulmouthedliberty)
Good grief. What a vile pig.
(via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)
Would you look at that....
top10 Myths about evolution (And How We Know It... →
atheismfuckyeah:
Saw this link somewhere else and fail to remember where - anyway, a 4-page PDF about evolution.
~Mooglets
We can quote things too.
christinsanity:
TROLOLOLOLOLOLO :D
thank-you-based-goth:
anonymouslovepoems:
Am I the only one who thinks McDonald’s commercials make the workers look way happier than they are in reality?
You figured out advertising
